{"id":1423,"date":"2011-11-10T19:46:35","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T19:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/?p=1423"},"modified":"2011-11-10T21:40:39","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T21:40:39","slug":"ive-named-the-donkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/?p=1423","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve named the donkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve stopped thinking about the dead cat&#8230;.damn!<\/p>\n<p>As promised, Dolores met me in Pontenova at nine o&#8217;clock this morning to assist me in trying to buy an angle grinder and a pipe terminator so that I can ensure that the donkeys water supply is re-connected, but that&#8217;s another story.<\/p>\n<p>After a quick coffee we headed straight for the local hardware store (ferreter\u00eda in Spanish which is a much better word). On arrival I wasn&#8217;t hopeful, it was the size of a corner shop but stacked high with everything a farmer could possibly want to buy.<\/p>\n<p>The proprietor didn&#8217;t have the &#8216;pipe stop&#8217; but the angle grinder request put a big grin on his face. From under the counter he produced out the smallest angle grinder you could imagine. It was though it had been thrown from a Christmas cracker and while I am sure it could manage a manicure, it wasn&#8217;t going to sort out my milking stalls. I shook my head and he disappeared.<\/p>\n<p>A minute later he emerged with a box the size of a coffin, opened it, and we all gasped as he showed me the largest angle-grinder I have ever seen in my life. It was an angle-grinder of the giants and would have been perfect had I just been given the contract to demolish the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tour-eiffel.fr\/\">Eiffel Tower<\/a>. I shook my head again and asked if there was anything in between. It was his turn to shake his head and we left empty handed.<\/p>\n<p>The second ferreter\u00eda in Pontenova was closed, not due to open until 9:55, which is the oddest opening time I have seen advertised on any shop door. In the end I settled for a &#8216;pipe stop&#8217; from the plumbers which cost me 44 cents.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1424\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/beamsgoingin.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1424\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1424\" title=\"beamsgoingin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/beamsgoingin-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/beamsgoingin-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/beamsgoingin.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1424\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Insulation and roof panels next<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The house is still progressing a treat with the old beams, now cleaned and painted with a coat of protection, installed and starting to support the new roof frame. I left as it was starting to get gloomy but half expect that when I get up to the house in the morning that they will have finished.<\/p>\n<p>Two donated apple cores have caused the donkey to become my new friend. He now comes running when he sees me or the Land Rover and I feel gutted when I don&#8217;t have anything for him. After he was usurped from the barn by the building works Carlos has built him a new shelter under the old cabazo (grain store) out the back of the house, but it doesn&#8217;t look particularly sturdy or weatherproof.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1425\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/donkeyshelter.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1425\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1425\" title=\"donkeyshelter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/donkeyshelter-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/donkeyshelter-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/donkeyshelter.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1425\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The donkeys new home<\/p><\/div>\n<p>If I am going to end up buying him apples, I&#8217;ve decided that the donkey should have a name (the agreed policy is not to name things which Carlos intends to make into sausages). I have settled on Enrique (after <a href=\"http:\/\/www.enriqueiglesias.com\/\">Enrique Iglesias<\/a>) as whenever he opens his mouth, he makes a god-awful noise that is impossible to listen to without pulling a face like you&#8217;ve been forced to suck a lemon.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1426\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/donkey20111110.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1426\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1426\" title=\"donkey20111110\" src=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/donkey20111110-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/donkey20111110-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/donkey20111110.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1426\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Enrique<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve stopped thinking about the dead cat&#8230;.damn! 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