{"id":1686,"date":"2012-02-29T12:13:34","date_gmt":"2012-02-29T12:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/?p=1686"},"modified":"2012-02-29T12:16:38","modified_gmt":"2012-02-29T12:16:38","slug":"nicked-a-cautionary-tale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/?p=1686","title":{"rendered":"Nicked; A cautionary tale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not feeling particularly proud of myself, in fact I am more than a little bit embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p>Mondays&#8217; post brought an official\u00a0letter from Spain.<\/p>\n<p>Not the nice kind of letter\u00a0granting our Obras Mayores planning permission for the barn, but the nasty kind from the &#8216;Centro de Tratamiento de Denuncias Automatizadas&#8217; of the &#8216;Ministerio del Interior&#8217;. Denuncias isn&#8217;t a nice word, and I knew that it wasn&#8217;t going to be good news before I opened it for it had a red sticker on the outside, and red stickers are\u00a0very rarely\u00a0an indicator of good news.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1687\" style=\"width: 255px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Speedingticket.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1687\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1687\" title=\"Speedingticket\" src=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Speedingticket-245x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"245\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Speedingticket-245x300.jpg 245w, http:\/\/www.visitgalicia.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Speedingticket.jpg 438w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 245px) 100vw, 245px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1687\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not my finest hour<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Inside was a single piece of A4 paper, printed on both sides, with a photograph of a car, lots of writing in Spanish, and a figure in a box of \u20ac400.00. My heart sank. How had I managed to speed in the Land Rover? Surely they should be sending me an achievement certificate rather than a fine.<\/p>\n<p>Then I looked at the paperwork in more detail.<\/p>\n<p>The photograph was of a Volkswagen Polo, the date was in early December 2011, the location was just outside Santiago de Compostela, and the offence was for driving at 85 kph in a 50 kph zone.<\/p>\n<p>My mind filled with questions; <em>It&#8217;s not for me! That wasn&#8217;t me! How on earth am I going to sort this out?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Then reality dawned. When Mother came to visit in December I hired a\u00a0car because the Landy was being a bit &#8216;fragile&#8217;. We went to Santiago de Compostela for a quick visit and a bit of lunch, and I recognised the registration number on the photograph. It was me after all!<\/p>\n<p>Twenty years after my one-and-only previous speeding\u00a0conviction (for averaging 95 mph on the motorway in a BMW 320i whilst being followed for 8 miles by a marked police car) I&#8217;d got a second, and this one was going to cost me \u20ac400.00 (reduced to \u20ac200.00 if paid within 20 days of receipt).<\/p>\n<p>It looks like a fair cop, although I can&#8217;t remember driving through any fifty zones at eighty-five, and I nearly always observe the Spanish speed limits, much to\u00a0the chagrin of locals following me through villages. But they&#8217;d send me the camera calibration certificate, and with me being the only one insured on the hire car it&#8217;s a &#8216;slam dunk&#8217; for the authorities. It was a momentary lapse of concentration, probably talking to Mother.<\/p>\n<p>I did some initial research and found out that failure to pay could result in me being arrested the next time I entered my adopted homeland. I hastily paid the fine at the reduced rate and then with further investigations found out that the four points I collected for the offence will be registered against my Spanish Identity Number (NIE). I&#8217;ve now eight left now before I get a Spanish driving ban.<\/p>\n<p>All very embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p>Now I dread the daily post landing on my doorstep, just\u00a0in case I committed any more offences over there.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not feeling particularly proud of myself, in fact I am more than a little bit embarrassed. Mondays&#8217; post brought an official\u00a0letter from Spain. 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